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Esmari
Joined: Mar 26th, 2007
Posts: 325
Dusty underwear
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.

"What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker . . . "It's not talcum powder . . . It's Miracle Grow.

 

Posted Nov 2nd 2007 6:23AM
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slikky11
Joined: Sep 9th, 2007
Posts: 137
funny
Posted Nov 10th 2007 10:39PM
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plotbob
Joined: Dec 20th, 2006
Posts: 159
another funny one- thx
Posted Nov 11th 2007 1:24AM
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mseko44
Joined: Mar 6th, 2007
Posts: 104
funny
Posted Nov 11th 2007 8:12AM
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sigs99
Joined: Aug 21st, 2007
Posts: 345
funny
Posted Nov 14th 2007 9:14AM
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sigs99
Joined: Aug 21st, 2007
Posts: 345
funny
Posted Dec 28th 2009 7:35AM
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crossover875
Joined: Dec 30th, 2009
Posts: 93
haha funnyy
Posted Jan 2nd 2010 1:08AM
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NazPok
Joined: Sep 8th, 2009
Posts: 57
yeah very funny...
Posted Mar 20th 2010 5:53PM
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stevie24
Joined: Sep 16th, 2006
Posts: 163
HAHAHA!
Posted Mar 20th 2010 6:34PM
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Oralia
Joined: May 16th, 2010
Posts: 10
That's so funny.  I hope anybody would post some more. Thank you.
Posted May 16th 2010 9:37PM
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DelbertSwanny
Joined: May 16th, 2010
Posts: 10
Super funny! I would love to read a lot of these jokes here.  Calling readers and admins, please constantly post. Trying to relieve stress here.
Posted May 16th 2010 11:12PM
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Beckham
Joined: May 17th, 2010
Posts: 13
That reminds me of a guy who claimed to have explosives in his underpants as a joke to security officials at the airport. When asked if he had made such a claim by security officials he admitted that he had made a bad joke. He was then promptly arrested and thoroughly searched for explosive materials and fined €1,000 for being a public nuisance. And we think, we all get one free joke at the airport?
Posted May 17th 2010 1:37AM
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Mikkey
Joined: May 17th, 2010
Posts: 13
Airport security is not a joke anymore. Specially after 9/11. But i am sure this would haunt him for a long time. HAHAHAHA
Posted May 17th 2010 2:03AM
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sigs99
Joined: Aug 21st, 2007
Posts: 345
ok, I laughed
Posted May 17th 2010 11:07AM
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CricketFanatic
Joined: May 17th, 2010
Posts: 11
Common sense is not so common in common people!
Posted May 17th 2010 8:54PM
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